Sian

I would like to announce my candidacy...

Since it seems that the only thing anyone can agree on durning the election season is that somebody's fucking up royally, I would like to solve the problem by running for office.  Any office.  Every office.  That's right.  I am announcing my candidacy for every office in the entire United States and outlying areas, including Puerto Rico, Guam, and Canada.  So, the next time you walk into that election booth, please write me in.  If you have a vote, I want it--whether it's for homecoming queen or President of the United States.

Over the next few weeks (or, until my very short attention span and I get bored, as the case may be) I will be posting  on political subjects.  I will mark these posts as being "Political," which means "read at your own risk. "  Since I'm really not all that political, common sense may sneak into some of them.

Please do not make me post the definition of the word "satire."

If you're over the age of twelve, and still don't get it, you probably never will.

posted by: SianNorah at 21:19 | link | comments (4)

Comments:

#1  23 September 2005 - 23:27

 

ROFLMAO

I'd hate to be on the receiving end of one of your verbal assaults.

*grins*

alohalani

#2  24 September 2005 - 02:05

 

Wow, I wish I would have seen this a few days ago. But, you'd have been an awkward homecoming queen, you know, as an abstract internet phenomenon.

Randis

#3  26 September 2005 - 19:47

 

Actually, Randis, you're the abstract internet phenomenon.

SianNorah

#4  27 September 2005 - 21:27

 

I'm also very confused, then.

Randis

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