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Personals...

I have a personals account that I've kept open for more than a year, despite the fact that I've never actually met anyone off of it...  Never really been interested.  That's mostly because most of the people on it simply cannot follow instructions.  Or maybe they like a challenge.  Then again, maybe they're just a bunch of masochists.  There are about three instructions that I would like people to follow, and all of them are very clear in my profile.

1.  I don't want kids.  When I change my mind, it's usually fleeting, and generally remedied by borrowing someone else's kids.  If you have kids, they shoud be a.) motherless b.) grown up and out of the house and c.) at least 25 years younger than I am.  B and C usually cause problems.  Why the heck would a guy who doesn't have his own uterus feel the need to contact me?

2.  If you're an uneducated grease monkey, cowboy, or race-car driver, please go away quickly.  I actually come out and say this.  Hell, I actually come out and say that no, community college degrees--even that elusive AA in underwater basket weaving you've been chasing for ten years--do not count. 

3.  No.  I don't believe that you can change.  If you're an out of work, alcoholic community college drop out, that's pretty much what you'll be next week, and next month, and next year. 

Follow the instructions.

This weeks selection of men includes... let's see here... a Catholic who wants children.  A (thirty year old) community college student who thought I was "entertaining" when I said that community college isn't enough.  And a writer.  A published writer.  Actually living in the city where I live.  He actually left a website which, naturally, I'm going to pass on to y'all.  http://www.geocities.com/rvroush Go ahead.  Take a look. 

I'm not sure whether I should be tempted (after all, that's sorta the cream o' the crop, so far) or horrified.  Did you read those exerpts?

Yes, that's right: the literati of my world seem to be writing books about re-animated corpses' civil rights.

If anybody's actually read this guy's books, and can point to any redeeming elements, whatsoever, please hurry up and tell me.  Otherwise, this poor, unfortunate creature could wind up being passed over, yet again.

posted by: SianNorah at 18:31 | link | comments (1)

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#1  08 September 2005 - 15:13

 

I like personals - people can be so interesting at a distance - but I hate paying for it - makes me feel cheap

my favorite was a woman who wanted to get together by astral visitation - it was fun, but she was always late and I hate hanging around on astral street corners waiting for a dame.

M.

Malinov

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