Could I please keep my mouth shut... just once?

Sian

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Name: Sian
I paint, write, and dance. Also cook vegetarian food.

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Monday, 08 August 2005

Could I please keep my mouth shut... just once?

Today... for those of you who are unaware... is torment Sian day. It really is.

One of my cousins was reading questions to us off the internet. Scenarios. Psychiatric story problems.

Man goes to his mother's funeral... meets a woman, but doesn't get her name or phone number. No one else knows, either. Two days later, he strangles his sister. Why?

And, of course, the first words out of my mouth would have to be "So the woman will come to her funeral."

At which point, my beloved cousin informs us all that if you got the answer right--and I did-- that you are thinking like a sociopath. Lazzez les bonnes temps roulez! Oh, yes, all kinds of fun at my expense.

So, we found another "personality test" on the internet--don't worry, more for fun than for diagnostic value-- and... I'll never hear the end of it. I wound up with an 85% sociopath rating, which, by the way places me in the 93rd percentile. Yay! I'm above average. Profoundly gifted.

My cousins are rolling on the floor, as we speak.

Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.